GUANO APES Chat 98

CHAT-Protokoll from April 17. 1998
in MUNICH at BMG

1:34 p.m. Guano Apes enter the room

(Administrator) We can get started! The Guano Apes are waiting on your questions. One more thing: Don't all talk at once, and no insults or racist statements. Have Fun!
(Apes Fan) hello
(Apes) Hello
(Apes Fan) Are you all alone?
(Apes) hello
(Guano) Stefan is a little bit slow today!
(Guano) like the chat, probably
(Apes Fan) Why is that?
(Guano) yesterday we had a gig in Konstanz
(Apes) Only we're allowed to insult all of you!
(Apes Fan) Are you coming to Hamburg too?
(Guano) On May 5th, The Harbor Anniversary
(Apes) This is all mixed up; that's too much for me
(Flo) and to Koblenz???
(Wir) Are you coming close to Wesel too?
(Affe) Or Bremen?
(Apes Fan) How did you come up with your name?
(Jedi) Guano? That's actually birdshit, isn't it?
(Guano) Koblenz isn't planned, but we'll be in the vicinity
(Martin) Is ìRainî really gonna be released on May 4th ?
(Guano) Yep! Rain from May 4th
(Apes) Help! I don't know who I'm talking to
(Martin) and what else is on the E.P.? it'ssoexciting>
(Guano) Guano is penguin-shit, Apes are Apes
(Apes Fan) but that still doesn't explain why you call yourselves that
(Jedi) GA: Yeah well, penguin-shit? I think the poor beasts have to be allowed, too!
(Guano) Henning came up with the name
(Guano) Henning of course
(DarkAngel) I've got my own band and we want to play 'Open your Eyes'
(DarkAngel) But we don't have any sheet music
(Vic) Where's your girl, anyway?!?
(Guano) Send us a tape of cover songs!! Sandra is unfortunately not here!Sorrry
(Jedi) Guano: Your song in the charts is really nice! It really doesn't sound like Goettingen :-)
(Guano) What sounds like Goettingen then??
(Jedi) Guano: Hmmm... just provincial somehow :-)
(Guano) Dinnertime is good-we're sitting here with chips + flips+Luckies
(Apes) I hate computers!!!
(Jens) Is it just you there Henning?
(Apes) Me -Stefan
(Uli) haha, computers are like guitarists - they never work right
(Jens) Can you get me a backstage pass Henning?
(Guano) Of course...we hand out stacks of backstage passes before the gigs!!
(Wir) answer the question finally, whether you can send autographs!!
(DJ) Haha, before the gigs!!!
(Guano) Autographs either live or through Drakkar
(Karsten) Good question, Alex - did you do the Page yourselves?
(Alex) Did you create your Homepage yourselves (or Henning himself)
(Guano) HP is by Fuego-Friedel Muders
(Apes) There are so many people here and I can't keep up...
(Wir) Where is Sandra???
(Guano) Sandra is asleep
(Apes Fan) and where are you at the moment?
(Guano) We're in Munich
(Jens) Which one of you is APES AND WHICH ONE IS GUANO?
(Apes) Apes was Stefan up till now.. he just left...you all confused him too much
((Apes) Apes is dennis now
(Martin) oh well, reading and writing is just too much for an Ape
(Guano) Say 'hello' Birgit!
(Apes) cool jens
(Wir) Hello Birgit
(Kati) Birgit Birgit Birgit!
(Joki) guano, who had the idea for the cover?
(Apes) cover is from friedel
(Mercedes) BUY YOURSELVES AN A-CLASS
(Guano) WE play tomorrow in Munich in the Colloseum!!!

1:53 p.m. Apes throw bjoern gralla out of the room!
(Apes) That was our manager
(Kati) What do you think of GUANO ELKS?, hmm
(Apes) guano a-class
(DR) WHO IS GUANNO?
(Apes) guano is henning
(Kati) Who is the person in the RED SHIRT in the background?
(Guano) Max can be see in knock'em-dead red
(Affe) In a knock'em-dead red bikini or what?
(Kati) Max in a bikini - haha
Jens screams: WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO BE IN COLOGNE AGAIN?
(Guano) Cologne -> Bizarre Festival, August 22
(Affe) Nobody's listening to you, Dark Angel
(Apes) you either affe
(Leilah) HELLO
(Guano) We're listening Leilah
(AcidBurn2) how long are your gigs on average more or less??
(Guano) Shows last around 70 Min
(Crashoverride) So what's the story with song number 18: on proud like a god????? what's it called???
(Niels) the song is called "move a little closer "
(Leilah) Why do you make this kind of music Guano? This music is like sand on the beach
(Crashoverride) apes please answer::? song 18 on Proud like a god! what is it called???
(Moshfrosch) Is Stefan back again?
(sacha) hello sandra, do you remember the big bald guy in the first row at the concert in berlin (huxleys) . the one that permanently stage dove?
(merbeth) hey Guanos, after you big breakthrough do you really feel like Stars now, with all the allure and everything that goes with it ??
(Baerbel) who is Sandra???
2:01 p.m. Guano throws Baerbel out of the room!
> AcidBurn2 asks Apes: what hair color does Sandra have at the moment, and what's she doing right now?
(Kurt) Hello
(Sarah) Hello!

2:02 p.m. Guano throws Jens out of the room!
(TheNem) who all is there? henning, and who else?
(Kurt) Hi Sarah (JM) Hey Guanos, what do you think of the Backstreet Boys?
(Affe) hi,hi,hi
(Apes) Folks if you only knew that you're all about to get thrown out of the chatroom...I'm working on it
(reflex) What does NRW's biggest school newspaper have to do to get an interview with you?
(Crashoverride) apes: do you actually check your email??????
(Leilah) HEY GUANOS, DOES ALL THE STAR TREATMENT GET ON YOUR NERVES?
(Guano) When we get home then we have a look at our Emails
(Apes) hello leilah not really
> AndiO asks: When were the Guano Apes actually founded?
(Apes) start of 19994
(Daniel) Sandra, do you work in a tanning studio????
(Leilah) DO YOU STILL HAVE A PRIVATE LIFE?
(Apes) leilah, yes
(ICH) Do you still need a support band?
(Daniel) Where do you all live in Goettingen (area)?
(Guano) yes, Sandra works in a tanning studio
(Apes) yes
(Apes) goettingen and the surrounding area
(Crashoverride) Do you know if there are still tickets for the open air in Hanover ?
(sacha) is sandra there at all? or is the whole chat a fake?
(Leilah) CAN YOU DEAL WITH THE STRESS
(FadGadget) An OpenAir in Hanover? When and where???
(Apes) Hanover Bad, May 23
(Administrator) hey - the webcam is on again!
(Apes) school newspaper please contact management
(Leilah) ARE ALL OF THE BAND MEMBERS ACTUALLY THERE?

14:07 Administrator leaves the Chat
(Apes) #leilah, no
(Prong) WHEN ARE YOU COMING TO Bulgaria??? :)))
(Leilah) WHO IS THERE????????
(Guano) Sandra isn't here
(Daniel) Apes, where are you right now??
(Apes) bulgaria is not planned yet
(Guano) we're in munich
(Prong) Toooo bad...
(Leilah) WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SING A DUET WITH SOME TIME?
(Apes) TO reflex what is your band called
(Daniel) where is Sandra????
(Guano) Ferrari
(Crashoverride) HEY YOU GUYS HAVE TO SHOOT A VIDEO FOR WE USE THE PAIN AND RELEASE IT:::: THAT'S THE COOLEST SONG ON THE ALBUM
2:08 P:M: Markus enters the room
(Apes) I -I don't know
(Spooky) Hello Henning! When is the promised biography going to show up on your Homepage??
(TheNem) hey, guanos, do me a favor: stay like you are... we want your music just like it is!
(sacha) is sandra coming?
(Crashoverride) HAVE YOU EVER READ YOUR GUEST BOOK ?
(Leilah) AREN'T YOU CHRONICALLY OVERWHELMED BY ALL THE QUESTIONS????????????????????
(bohne) uli?
(Apes) leilah yes!!!!! because it's too fast
> AcidBurn3 has an important question for the Apes: aren't you afraid about the really big concerts like Rock im Park?
(deltaradio) Can you remember us?
(JM) Are you coming to Dusseldorf?
(bluelips) apes, do you get money for chatting here??
(Apes) unfortunately no money for chatting!!!
(sacha) is sandra coming?
(Apes) sandra is not coming not anymore
(Daniel) we want Sandra!
(Leilah) WHAT WAS THE BIGGEST HIGHPOINT IN YOUR CAREER?
(Sarah) What's the name of the next single????
(chance2) I saw you on Viva2. Interesting choice of videos.
(Guano) Gold on Tuesday
(meLLow) question: Are the other songs on your album similar to open your eyes?
(Leilah) WAS THIS YOUR DREAMJOB?
(Daniel) Without Sandra this chat is pretty boring
(TheNem) who are your idols? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > (attention getter!)
(JM) WHERE IS SANDRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???????????
(sacha) do you really think it's fun to chat without sandra
(ICH) HOW DO YOU GET FAMOUS DAMMIT!?
(meLLow) QUESTION: Don't you think that "open your eyes" sounds really dated?
(Daniel) Apes, when do you play in Goettingen again????
(Apes) Rock im Park will surely be hard but that makes it fun
(Crashoverride) WHERE THE FUCK IS SANDRA!!!???
(Guano) My dreamjob is garbageman+#
(Crashoverride) WHY ISN'T SHE COMING???
(Frauke) APES, WHERE IS SANDRA THEN RIGHT NOW ??
(Apes) Sandra is pretty worn out so she's asleep
(DarkAngel) What's hard about Rock im Park ?????????????
(Nina) Is anybody here actually interested in music or is this just all about Sandra?
(deltaradio) DO YOU GUYS HAVE A MESSAGE FOR OUR LISTENERS???
(LORINSER) Guano: BAD TASTE :)
(Webb) When are you coming to BARGAU ??
(Apes) Where is Bargau?
> Alex is asking if you were always a quartette
(ICH) WHEN ARE YOU PLAYING IN VIENNA?
(TheNem) DO YOU NORMALLY GO ON THE INTERNET? OR IS THIS JUST BECAUSE YOU "MUST"?
(ICH) WHEN ARE YOU PLAYING IN VIENNA??
(Apes) In the beginning were three heads - then Sandra crawled out of her egg!
(Leilah) APES, I'M SORRY FOR YOU
(Apes) We were in Vienna
(HeXe) APES: AND WHEN IS BERLIN'S TURN?
(florian) when are you in th¸ringen
(deltaradio) DO YOU HAVE A MESSAGE FOR OUR LISTENERS???
(chance2) To Apes: How long have you known each other?
(Kay) Hey Guanos & Apes, are you getting free beer at the moment???
(Apes) slow down!!!
AndiO screams: APES: WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO EAT?
(Vicky) ARE YOU COMING TO SWITZERLAND ?
(HeXe) APES WHEN IS IT BERLIN'S TURN?
(Apes) New Year's Eve, and in March we were in Vienna
(Moshfrosch) Hi Stefan, smile at the camera!!!
(Apes) We were already in Berlin too.... look at the tour dates on the Homepage!!
AndiO screams: APES! WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO EAT?
((Apes) Curry sausage
(Daniel) WHEN IS YOUR NEXT GIG IN G÷TTINGEN??????
(LONESTAR) Hello Guano Apes - interested in a support band???
(Apes) Goettingen???!
(Leilah) HEY GUANOS, DO YOU GET VACATIONS TOO?
AndiO screams: APES! WHAT DO YOU DO ON SATURDAY NIGHTS?
(Apes) To ich-> we usually do our own support in disguise
(Apes) Vacation? how do you spell that??
(Guano) I wish
(Leilah) I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU
(Apes) Saturday nights we watch TV together!
(Sarah) Apes, you're soooo sweet!
(Daniel) Where do you watch TV?
(Webb) A question for the drummer! How do you play the verses in "Open your eyes"??
(chance2) TO APES: How long have you known each other?
(Aschteriks) ARE YOU STAYING IN MUNICH TILL SATURDAY???????????
(Apes) Drums-> on the drums
AndiO screams: APES! WHAT KIND OF SHOES DO YOU WEAR?
(Leilah) I GIVE UP
(Apes) Oh no!
(Leilah) I GIVE UP
(Markus) gruebo: what's up?
(Daniel) Answer us too???
(Guano) I want to be your support band
(Daniela) HOW OLD ARE YOU SANDRA
(Apes) Come on Leilah!!!
(Daniela) HOW OLD ARE YOU SANDRA
(Apes) Sandra is 21 and not here
(Daniel) Then get her

2:23 p.m. Guano throws Leila out of the room!
AndiO screams: APES! WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DRINK?
(Apes) then Peter should do that!
(Apes) Audio-> vodka
(bluelips) apes. do you ever take a shower together??
(LONESTAR) one question --- no answer
(DoG) does sandra have an E-Mail address?
(Gr¸bo) do you have groupies?
(Chance) Oops. Sh** Windumb 95
(Chris) Any special plans for Rock am Ring?
(Apes) The nem-> check out the Homepage - www.fuego.de/guano
(Guano) We shower together every day
(GuildoHorn) HELLO !!!!
(Apes) Hello Guildo!
(bluelips) with sandra too????
(Alien) COME TO SWITZERLAND_IT'S COOL HERE
(Chance) Apes: Are you coming back around Moenchengladbach.
(Guano) If we only knew
(Apes) Delta-> Fun??!!
(Origin) That's pretty chaotic here... as a band that would get on my nerves... can you tell us something from your everyday life that's just as stressful?
(Schmobby) I couldn't believe at first that a woman is singing on open your eyes =)
(Apes) an origin - at the moment everything with us is stressful
(Webb) Hey Apes, I love you guys!
(Schmobby) guanos where are you at the moment?!
(Chance) Apes: Have you thought about making another album? If so, what's it called?
(Daniel) We love Sandra
(DoG) when is the next album?
(Carlsson) MERCEDES RULEZ DA PLANET AND DA UNIVERSE INDETE SUcKaS!!!!
(bluelips) which football squad do you support, apes??
(Origin) Guano: I can imagine, MTV... Viva... Interviews always with the same questions... oh well.. every job has something like that.
(Sarah) My last try: Are you coming to M¸nster?
(Nr3) You've had a good song now...how much have you earned with it?
(Kathy) hello, ARE YOU COMING TO ITALY TOO???? (SOUTH TIROL!!!!)
(Daniel) When are you gonna be on VIVA Interaktiv?
(JAGO) I would like to know if you get paid for being on Viva....#??????
(Apes) We were just in M¸nster---Wake up!!
(Alex2) - Who owns the Gameboy on the table? --
(Apes) is Friedel there too?
(DJ) How do I still get tickets for Stuttgart????
(Apes) to alew2 dennis
(Guano) Dennis belongs to the Gameboy
(Markus) 5
(Markus) 4
(Markus) 3
(Guano) you stay
(BeerGarden) how much do you guys cost per gig
(Markus) 2
(Markus) 1
(TheNem) are you writing new songs?
(DoG) When is the next album???
(Apes) Gigs cost a lot in the meantime
(Schmobby) APES: Where are you right now?
(pitty) what game is on the gameboy???
(christian) For everybody who doesn't know : GUANO APES FANPAGE www.online-club.de/m4/rp12124
(Guano) Tennis+
(Daniel) Why aren't you answering us from Goettingen!!!!!!!! :((((((
(Daniel) We're disappointed
(Apes) an NR3 - up to now about $1 on that song
(Guano) Daniel what's up
(pitty) tennis? borrrrrrinnnnngggg!!!
(Jeremy3) Markus are you in gottingen??
(AlienSexFiend) Hi, Guanos!!
(Webb) Guano, can you remember the MTV interview at the ZOO in Cologne??
(beergarden) how many Francs do you want per gig?
(Markus) jeremy3: we're in munich
(GuildoHorn) Hey Apes, what would you think if my band plays a couple of YOUR songs?
Jens screams: I'M A BIG FAN OF YOURS AND I WANT TO KNOW IF I CAN GET MY CD CASE SIGNED BY YOU GUYS?
(pamela) Hello i'm new who wants to talk to me.
(Daniel) When are you coming to Goettingen?
(Sarah) Is` Henning still there????
(Max) ARE YOU INTERNATIONALLY SUCCESSFUL TOO (excluding Switzerland and Austria)
(Guano) we're not coming to Goettingen
(Guano) Who was that with the Zoo
(Chris) Hello Pamela
(BingoBoy) hey pamela, how are you ?
(Apes) hey Pamela
(CONTRA) Your manager wants a kiss!
(TheNem) are you working on new songs?
(Apes) now and then there are a couple of new songs
(LONESTAR) Do you need a DJ
(AlienSexFiend) when are you going to be in Mainz/Wiesbaden????????
(Max) In Stuttgart, when is the concert??????
(Guano) Contra gets a punch n the mouth
(DJ) STUTTGART IS IN MAY!!!
(Alex2) - Who wrote the songs before Sandra? --
(Apes) Stuttgart - Villa Berg May 22
(Origin) When do you get your best song ideas?
(Alex2) - Do you play real tennis too? --
(beergarden) how much per gig ?
(DJ) I WANT TO GO TO THE CONCERT IN STUTTGART TOO; BUT THERE ARE NO TICKETS LEFT!!!
(CONTRA) unappreciative upstarts!
(Apes) Sandra is probably watching StarTrek at the moment
(Guano) 10000000000000000000000 per show
(KIM) GET SANDRA
(Chance) APES: DO YOU STILL HAVE BACKSTAGE PASSES FOR ROCK IM PARK????
(Origin) Guano: Does Sandra always watch StarTrek?
(Guano) every day
(Blobby) hi everybody
(Apes) hi blobby
(Origin) Guano: Is she a Trekkie?
(Sarah) Hey Apes:Open your eyes and answer sarah!
(beergarden) ha ha ha joke (how much are you interested in a gig in Switzerland
(pitty) i want to be in the bulgarian-fanclub- too!!!.....
(NickCarter) HIIIIII, we're here, the little Nickies!
(Apes) hi sarah
(Guano) Sandra is gone
(Jeremy3) MArkus: What do you think of the new 'Pearl Jam album?
(Nr3) In Prater I have to admit you guys were really good
(Apes) Man, we just did a Swiss tour
(Apes) Thanks Nr3
(DoG) Why isn't Sandra there? Not interested?
(NickCarter) I LOVE PAMELA
(pitty) ah jesus...now i forgot my question... i'll think about it again!!!
(Apes) cool Max!
(DJ) I WOULD REALLY LIKE TICKETS FOR STUTTGART!!!
Jens screams: I KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO OPEN YOUR EYES!
(Daniel) GREAT Jens
(Sarah) Thanks for the answer! I love you guys! I'm a really big fan!
(GuildoHorn) Hey, Apes, get a haircut!!!!!!!
(AlienSexFiend) what's your sexy frontwoman's name?
(DJ) AIN'T GOT NO MORE....SNIFF!!!!
(Katharina) How long have you been snowboarding?????
(pitty) do you watch bad soaps too???
(Apes) Sandra and Dennis sometimes
(Guano) We're sitting here with 8 people and still can't get the hang of it
(Chris) What does Dennis do exactly???????
(Apes) Dennis is standing around and feeding
(Guano) it's fucking hard to answer anybody
(Sarah) Does anybody else here like "GET BUSY" form the album?
(TheNem) *lol* GUANOS: STAY LIKE YOU ARE AND DON'T CHANGE GREAT!!! IT WAS LOTS OF FUN WITH YOU!!! MUCH SUCCESS AND HOPE YOUR NERVES HOLD OUT!!!
(Guano) We write all the songs together
(Prong) GUANOS an autograph to the FAN-Club in Bulgaria wouldn't be bad
Chance screams: APES: WHEN DID YOU MEET EACH OTHER?
(Killa) Try it with ICQ, do you know ICQ??
(Alex2) - I mean the lyrics --
(sina) hjksdfgui
(Guano) Take care nem
((DJ) DOESN'T CONTRA HAVE A COUPLE OF EXTRA TICKETS FOR ME???
(Guano) Yeah, bug Contra about tickets
(beergarden) you wanna come to ZUG in Switzerland
(sam) I'm Sam and I like you all very much.
(sam) I'm Sam and I like you all very much.
(Webb) Guano, are you Boarders??
(GuildoHorn) piep
(Apes) piep
(sam) I'm Sam and I like you all very much.
(sam) I'm Sam and I like you all very much.
(sam) I'm Sam and I like you all very much.
(Apes) yeah sam we got it
(Alex2) --- is that your CD on the table? ---

2:40 p.m. Apes throws sam out of the room!
(Origin) Guanos: You must all be sitting at the computer and laughing your asses off, because everything here is so chaotic, or?
(Alex2) --- do you think chatting is fun???
(Webb) boards?
(Apes) no boards in the house
(ƒKSEL) Hey, what's your next song about?
Chance screams: WHEN CAN I REACH YOU AND GET A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS ANSWEREDS???
(Guano) the cam just fell off the table
(Origin) Max: I... i thought this would be ok.... in american chats everybody's trying to have one conversation... this is just chaos....
(Apes) Chance -> per Email at the Homepage
> Prong is still hoping for an autograph for his Fan-Club in Sofia, Bulgaria....
Chance screams: AND THE ADDRESS???
(LONESTAR) so Apes ---- no Scratchings and Cuts??????
(Apes) Email address is on the Homepage
(Sarah) Are you gonna be on VIVA?
(Apes) interaktiv is coming soon
(DoG) How often do you check your Mails?
(Kate) IS SANDRA THERE
(Kate) IS SANDRA THERE
(Kate) IS SANDRA THERE
(Kate) IS SANDRA THERE
(Kate) IS SANDRA THERE
(Guano) no kate !!!!!
(Kate) IS SANDRA THERE
(Kate) IS SANDRA THERE
(Apes) Sandra drinks like a fish that's why she's not here
(Kate) WHERE IS SHE
(Apes) in a coma
(beergarden) you wanna come to switzerland?
(JAGO) i play guitar too...are the marshall amps the best?
(Apes) Homepage: www.fuego.de/guano
(Guano) we were already in switzerland
(Kate) I'M LEAVING IF SANDRA DOESN'T COME
(Kate) I'M LEAVING IF SANDRA DOESN'T COME
(Kate) I'M LEAVING IF SANDRA DOESN'T COME
(Apes) ciao Kate
(Goettingen) When are you coming to Goettignen
(Apes) we're not
(DoG) Just one answer: How often do you check your Mails?!?!?!?!
(Goettingen) But you live in Goettingen, don't you?
(Apes) to dÛg: whenever we're at home: that means rarely
> Prong wants an autograph for the Guano-Apes-Fan-Club-Sofia!
(melle) Will there be a video for Rain?
(Origin) Melle: There already is a video for Rain.
(Apes) Video for Rain is finished...coming soon
(Guano) hello prong please contact contra promotion 02323,924530
(rotkraut666) are you the real Apes????
(Apes) sure rotkraut; look at the webcam
(Sarah) ...and the video for Lords of the Boards??
(JAGO) the countdown is running....about 10 more minutes,, and then G.A. can relax....
(Guano) really just 10 more minutes???
(redset) what's your homepage address, apes??
(Apes) Homepage: www.fuego.de/guano
Chance screams: I JUST SAW THAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE ON THE BIZZARE FESTIVAL??? WHEN AT WHAT TIME AND WHERE?
((DazeCorpAm8maiGronigenTopBAND) Are YOU DOPESMOKERS!!!
(Jem) Hey Guaanos: Are you students?
(ravioli) waiter, two beers for the GUANOS! Come on Max, move it!
(Apes) Bizarre don't know what time on August 22
(Prong) Bizarre is cool!!!
(rotkraut666) How long has your bassist been growing that beard? does he give it plenty of water?
(Sarah) Are you guys Spice Girls Fans?
(redset) what are you going to do when you're finished chatting??
(Sarah) Are you guys Spice Girls Fans?
(Guano) sarah those girls just aren't my thing
(NemesiS) EXACTLY, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW???
(Sarah) Ooh, but Emma is sooo sweet!(More Henning's thing)

2:54 p.m. Apes leave the chat
2:55 p.m. Apes enter the room
Chance screams: I'M GOING NOW!!!! BEST WISHES TO SANDRA AND TO THE APES AT LEAST 20 NO.1 HITS!!!! CU ALL!
(Taylor) Does the name Guano Apes have anything to do with birdshit ???
(Apes) ciao Chance
(Apes) Guano is penguin shit
(Sarah) Apes, are you guys queer?
(Guano) Sarah that was a joke!!!!
(Killa2) Sandra does something funny in the video with the left corner of her mouth. Did you all notice it too??
(Apes) Killa2-> i just noticed it recently, very strange!
(JAGO) Apes....what kind of guitar do you have???
(Geri) When are you coming to Essen?
(JAGO) fender...?
(Alex2) - are you guys a little bit hungry? --
(Sarah) Did you see "TITANIC"?
( Jens screams: HOW MUCH LONGER ARE YOU GOING TO CHAT?
(Apes) i already cried at the Titanic previews
(Guano) titanic...i hate it it always sinks
(NickCarter) DUSSELDORF!DUSSELDORF
(Apes) DUSSELDORF!DUSSELDORF
(DoG) Do you read the Guest Book sometimes?
(Apes) Sure, the Guest Book is there to be read!
(Maxx) CAN WE READ THE WHOLE CHAT IN YOUR HOMEPAGE??????????
(Jens) HOW MUCH LONGER ARE YOU ACTUALLY GOING TO CHAT?
(rotkraut666) how old were you when you started to play music?
(beergarden) when are you going to be ONLINE again
(Radhaus) Why do I see cola there, you guys drink Becks by the gallon.
(Geri) To Sandra: You look better with blond hair!
(Sarah) Henning, do you like Leonardo di Caprio???
(Apes) my middle name is Leonardo, don't tell anybody
(tex) are there anymore forbidden words?
(rotkraut666) jerking off is not forbidden
(Geri) how long have you been snowboarding??
(Guano) jerking off is fun too
(MARMAR) which one of you is GUANO????
(Sarah) Hey,you LORDS OF THE BOARDS when is the next single?
(Guano) to sarah may 4th
(Yield) Hi Guanos! Do you know pearl jam?
(Apes) who is pearl jam
(Apes) leetle joke!
(Yield) are you STUDENTS?
(Apes) part-time students , yo
(rotkraut666) CAN YOU PLAY A SLAYER SOLO; IT'S REALLY HARD
(Apes) sandra used to like Slayer
(DoG) What does Sandra listen to now?
((JAGO) haha students.....do you have a scholarship?
(Sarah) Deadline Crosser, which girlgroups do you like?
(Guano) there's just too much great music to start listing it all off.....
(JAGO) hey G.A. you must be laughing yourselves to death----
(DoG) What is Crossing the Deadline about?
(Apes) hey Jago we have to bite our tongues in front of the Webcam
(Apes) Good question Dog; who knows
(Maxx) WILL THIS CHAT BE ON YOUR HOMEPAGE NOW????
(Markus) maxx, on the bmg page (www.bmg.de)
(DazeCorpAm8maiGronigenTopBAND) GUANO:: what did you think of the concert in bremen????
(rotkraut666) DO YOU SMOKE DOPE
(Chris) Hey Stefan, is it true that you want to be in Playgirl???
(Apes) Bremen, there was a power failure
(Guano) stefan was already in playgirl
(Mike) How was it for you guys at the eWerk in Cologne?
(rotkraut666) REALLY COol THE BEST IS SUPERSKUNK
(Apes) no smoke here; fully clean!
(rotkraut666) NO EARLY MORNING WAKE-UP SPLIFF OR ANYTHING??
(Geri) hey guanos you should chat more often!
(Gilian) Who's in Playgirl here???
(Guano) oh now we get champagne
(Yield) Where is SANDRA?????
(Yield) Where is SANDRA?????
(Apes) Stefan is spilling around here on the carpet!
(GUN) i'll take that out of your wages!
(nr3) Why isn't Sandra there?
(DazeCorpAm8maiGronigenTopBAND) this chat has gotten really comfy!!!!!!!!!!
(Apes) what wages??
(Yield) Dennis who is your favorite guitarist?
(DazeCorpAm8maiGronigenTopBAND) HOW MANY RECORDS HAVE YOU SOLD NOW ?
(Guano) to Yield i don't play the guitar and guitarists suck, like henning
(Yield) Dennis what do YOU play?
(DazeCorpAm8maiGronigenTopBAND) WHAT ABOUT LORDS OF THE BOARDS VIDEO!!!!
(Yield) Dennis what do YOU play?
(Guano) to yield drums
(Apes) LOTB-Video sometime, maybe, who knows
(JAGO) MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YA G,A,
(Apes) nothing's burning here except with Stefan; his fuse has blown!!
(rothaut666) helloho, HOW LONG HAS THE BASSMAN BEEN PLAYING?
(Yield) Dennis: are you getting paid for today?
(marius) do you play tomorrow in the colosseum?
(Apes) Colloseum on Saturday night in Munich!!!
(DazeCorpAm8maiGronigenTopBAND) which bands are you friends with ???????????
(Chris) During the festivals do the Apes sleep in a tent or anywhere at the site???
(DoG) Why doesn't Sandra like Slayer any more?
(Geri) How did you come up with the name "GUANO APES"??????
(GUN) Does anybody want to see NAKED PHOTOS of SANDRA?
(roteskraut666) ahem... HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYING MUSIC?
(GUN) Does anybody want to see NAKED PHOTOS of SANDRA?
(Guano) shut up gun
(Guano) gun is out /k gun
> Yield2 wants to know where sandra is

3:21 p.m. Guano throws gun out of the room!
(Apes) Sandra is asleep and chilling out
(Alex) -what are you drinking there? --
> Yield2 do you get paid for today?
(Guano) no money for today!!!
(marcel) who is Apes?
(Apes) superzonie on board!
(Sarah) Where can I find the lyrics to CROSSING THE DEADLINE?

3:22 p.m. Markus throws Apes out of the room!
(roteskraut666) ARE YOU THROWING EACH OTHER OUT NOW?
> Yield2 THANKS - Great job guys!
(DoG) Who the hell is Markus?!
(Guano) Stefan is markus at the moment and he just threw henning out
(Guano) sorry

3:23 p.m. Apes enters the room
(DoG) who is markus?
(Guano) hello henning
(Guano) markus is stefan right now
(Apes) hello as++oles
> Yield2 Is it nice to be famous?
(Sarah) GUANO,HELP ME! I'm looking for the lyrics to CROSSING THE DEADLINE!
(Guano) are we famous
(Apes) Lyrics on the Homepage www.fuego.de/guano
(Markus) What's going on here
> Yield2 What do you study?
(Markus) Fuck the Name
(Apes) to yield-> nothing
(Mike) or where do you work?
(Guano) to yield nothing right now
(MARMAR) TO GUANOS::::: where can I call up the WEBCAM??????
(Markus) Dennis stinks
(rotkr¸n666) HELLO, MARKUS.
> Yield2 yeah but you were students....?
(Guano) markus pisses you off stefan
(Maxxx) WHO CARES ABOUT STUDYING????
(Daimler) APES: YOU NOT GOOD

3:25 p.m. Apes throws Markus out of the room!
(DoG) Could you wake up Sandra?
(Yield2) Dennis do you like Van halen's Drummer?
(Apes) markus=Stefan=Bass
(Apes) Ciao Nick!
(Guano) markus is stefan the stupid bassist yeah!!!
(Guano) to Yield he's cool
(rotkr¸n666) MARKUSSTEFANBASS, when did you start playing? i play too

3:27 Stefan enters the room
(Jens) hi sterfan!
> Yield2 are you already as deaf as him?
(marius) how do you whisper
Jens screams: HI STEFAN
(Guano) stefan is now stefan
(marcel) What's your Homepage address?
(Apes) hi stefan
(Stefan) so good questions to me
(DazeCorpAm8maiGronigenTopBAND) Apes = henning = guitar correct???????
(Apes) www.fuego.de/guano
(rotkr¸n666) WHEN DID STEFAN START PLAYING BASS???????
(Valerie) Do you think you'll ever do another chat again???
(Apes) yepp Nora correct!
((GuildoHorn) Hi folks
(Apes) Guildo's back??
(Guano) stefan is now stefan
(DoG) stefan, are you stefan?
(Stefan) i was forced to start about 5 or 6 years ago
(Apes) Fu++ Football
(Nora) i want to drink beer bottle empty!
Jens screams: DOES SANDRA LIVE WITH HER PARENTS?
(MARMAR) Stefan, a GOOD questions;; do you read COMICS??? or the others?
(Guano) with her mother
(Nora) Markus, bring those boys a beer
(Mike) Are there any gigs on TV?
(Nora) wolle has beer
(MARMAR) yeah i think so too
(Guano) me too
Jens screams: AND WHO IS FANJO?

(Guano) me too
(Stefan) me too
(Sarah) Guano, sweety, who are you again?
(Apes) me too
(marius) guano, what do you think of AL BUNDY?
(Guano) dennis
> Yield2 what kind of sexual preferences do you guys have?
(Slash) helli hello helloli
(Apes) Have to go now for an interview!!Ciao Henning
(Sarah) Guano, sweety, who are you again?
(rotkr¸n666) HOW OLD IS STEFAN NOW?
(Guano) TO yield everything that's fun and feels good
(Guano) dennis
(Chris) Have a nice day Hennning!
(DoG) what interview?
(Stefan) i'm 17
(rotkr¸n666) STEFAN, THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE 17.
(DoG) is sandra awake?
(Oelscheich1) where's the camera picture?
(Stefan) yes i am i just look 23
(rotkr¸n666) AT 17 I DIDN'T HAVE A BEARD YET
(Nora) how long is that going to go on here------> update page
(Sarah) And how old is Dennis?????
(Stefan) no idea
(Chris) turn the web-Cam , i wanna see guano
(DazeCorpAm8maiGronigenTopBAND) DENNIS ARE YOU HEALTHY AGAIN since (BREMEN CONCERT)
(Sarah) And how old is Dennis?????
(Guano) yeah i'm fine again thanks
(Chris) who's that on the right???
(Guano) no idea
(Stefan) hey i'm looking forward to the platinum party
(Guano) sahrah thanks i'm 78
(DoG) is sandra still asleep?
((Guano) here we go again
(Maxxx) bye folks it was nice talking to you guys!!!!
(rotkr¸n666) WHO'S THE CHIEF APE IN YOUR BARREL?
(Guano) bye maxxx
(Sarah) 55?
(DazeCorpAm8maiGronigenTopBAND) I want an invitation to the PLATINUM PARTY --------> aschteriks@hotmail.com
(Guano) i'm the head monkey
Jens screams: GUANO YOU WANNA BANANA?
(Sarah) Help, that's going too fast here!
(Guano) 5 bananas
(Guano) oh sarah don't cry
(Mike) Are you going to be internationally active too?
(Prong) Stefan when you come to Bulgaria.... 9 million live there that's enough for platinum
(Stefan) at least double platinum
(Guano) yes guano dennis
(DazeCorpAm8maiGronigenTopBAND) Guano === Dennis RIGHT
(rotkr¸n666) STEFAN, WHICH ONE OF YOU IS RESPONSIBLE FOR WRITING THE SONGS?
((Stefan) my father writes everything
(rotkr¸n666) YOUR FATHER?
(Sarah) GUANO,NOW TELL ME HOW OLD ARE YOU?
> Yield2 Do you like the SIMPSONS?
(DazeCorpAm8maiGronigenTopBAND) STEFAN you liar the lyrics are all from BMG !!!!!!!!!!
(Guano) to sarah guess again
Jens screams: WHICH SIMPS EPISODE COMES TODAY?
(Chris) Can the nice gentleman with the glasses please wave?
(Stefan) in Poland they stole 10000 of our records that is Gold
(Guano) it's true all lyrics are written by the boss
(rotkr¸n666) and who is the boss, his dad?
(Guano) the guy from the record company tom stein
(Prong) Stefan BULGARIA IS not Poland :))))
> Yield2 do you do sports?
(Sarah) ESTIMATE: 23?
(Stefan) i hate music
> Yield2 do you do sports?
(Guano) sarah right how did you know!!!????
(DazeCorpAm8maiGronigenTopBAND) ??How bout the new name GANJA APES ???
> Prong informs: In Sofia a CD costs about $2.
(Stefan) yeah i still like the Dead kennedys
(Stefan) and slime
(rotkr¸n666) COOL. AND THE PISTOLS OR GREEN DAY....or MILLENCOLIN?
(Sarah) I'm just a clever girl, Guano=Dennis....
(Guano) how old are you sarah??
(Stefan) gana herpes is cooler
(Chris) Ah Guano, can you play guitar now ?
(Sarah) guess, Guano, GUESS!!!
(rotkr¸n666) OK, YOU DON'T KNOW MILLENCOLIN?
(rotkr¸n666) YOU SHOULD REALLY CHECK 'EM OUT.
(Alex) ?
(Sarah) guess, Guano, GUESS!!!
(Guano) i can't see you sarah, but ok: 17:
(rotkr¸n666) SKA??!!!
> Alex wants to know if you think chatting is fun?
(Guano) bullshit yield2
> JelloBiafra invites you all to San Francisco!
(Stefan) so what
(WOLLE) Hey, just shaved, hmm?
(Guano) chatting is cool
> JelloBiafra invites you all to Hamburg!
(Stefan) i'll shave you in a minute
(Anomis) Guano how long have you been in?
(WOLLE) hey, can i book you guys for my birthday?
(Guano) 2 hours
(Denis) Hello.
(Guano) you couldn't afford it wolle
(Anomis) Is that your own computer?
(Guano) right rotkr¸n666
(WOLLE) who says so? i'm liquid enough!
> JelloBiafra is Too Drunk to fu**
(Guano) no they're not our computers but we bought the building here
(DazeCorpAm8maiGronigenTopBAND) what do you want for a gig??? I've got enough money!!!!!!
> Prong is back
(rotkr¸n666) GUANO,.... huh, and which one of you is the girl?
((Stefan) henning is the girl
3:47 p.m. Guano throws rotkr¸n666 out of the room!
(MARMAR2) Guano goes BERZERK!!!!!!
((Guano) right right right!!!!
3:48 p.m. Stefan throws wolle out of the room!
(Prong) a serious question now...
(Sarah) GUANOS I'M LEAVING NOW ...When is the next chat?
(Stefan) serious
(rotkrautgilhasser666) so, I'm back.... mean fuckers!!!!
(Anomis) you're throwing everybody out
(Guano) sarah you didn't answer me yet...how old????
(DazeCorpAm8maiGronigenTopBAND) cool stuff by the way...your MAKING OF RAIN COVER WWW.fuego.de/guano/
(Sarah) I'm 15(unfortunately)...
(nane) are you guys really the band ???
(Alex) Why don't you fix the camera?
(Anomis) Guano are you coming to Switzerland soon?
(Guano) great sarah you could be my daughter, all kidding aside, see you in 3 years
(paffalo) great guanos are coming to Switz.
(nane) when are you coming to dresden????
(BRAVO) Are you really still there live?
(Alex) Don't be so mean to Sarah
(DERGROSSEZAMPANO) what's up in Munich?
(Alex) What's with the camera, where is Henning?
(DERGROSSEZAMPANO) habla espaniol?
(Stefan) No we're not live here anymore this is all a tape
(Sarah) Guano sweety, i couldn't read your last answer!(Too fast!)
> JelloBiafra Have you guys already played in USA?
(Anomis) OK don't pay attention to me
(Guano) ok sarah see you in 2 years ciao
(Stefan) sahra sabrina i love you all
(Guano) me too
(Chris) Anomis, what does your name mean??
(Guano) den
((Guano) nis means dennis
(nane) YOU'RE ALL TOO BORING FOR ME !!!
(Stefan) then change the channel
(Anomis) Chris that's my name backwards
(Sarah) Huh? Why 2 years?
3:53 p.m. Guano throws nane out of the room!
(rotkrautgilhasser666) bye nana
(Guano) sarah, think about it
(Prong) Guano is very brutal...
nihilist screams: HI!
(MARMAR2) 3 years???what does Guano mean with that!!!????
(Sarah) Because I'll be 17 then and that's when the next chat is?
(Guano) i don't want to go to jail!!!
(Sarah) Who's talking about that?
(Guano) about what sarah????
(DazeCorpAm8maiGronigenTopBAND) ====> when do you have to leave today ?????????
(DERGROSSEZAMPANO) i already threw up today!
((Guano) we have to go now
(DazeCorpAm8maiGronigenTopBAND) ====>when do you want to go????????
(Guano) we have to leave now
(Sarah) NOOOOOO, Guano, stay with us!!!
(Anomis) Guano ohh do you have to go take a nap now
(Guano) 2min to go
(saskia) what are you doing tonight
(Stefan) I'm gone
(Guano) we're already asleep
(DazeCorpAm8maiGronigenTopBAND) ====>bye till the hurricane OPEN AIR
(rotkrautgilhasser666) HEEEY, STEFAN
(Stefan) i'm not here
(Sarah) Okay, 2min: I LOVE YOU!
(Guano) 2nd single may 4th
(rotkrautgilhasser666) I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR SINGER... WHAT'S HER NAME AGAIN?
(Stefan) And who loves me
(Pluffer) when do you have to leave
(Anomis) stefan guess
(Sarah) Don't go! Are you still there, Guano?
(Stefan) That's it i'm throwing all of you out
(Jens) no
(Alex) are you gonna chat again?
(Anomis) Stefan can you mail me?
(Guano) ok
(Geri) when are you gonna chat again?
(Stefan) 7k jens
(Guano) no sorry? we have to do interviews and stuff
(Sarah) Guano, mail me too!

3:59 p.m. Stefan throws sarah out of the room!
(Anomis) stefan?

3:59 p.m. Stefan throws chris out of the room!
(rotkrautgilhasser666) interview with PLAYGIRL?

3:59 p.m. Stefan throws geri out of the room!
3:59 p.m. Guano throws alex out of the room!
(Guano) /K geri
(DazeCorpAm8maiGronigenTopBAND) ====>come on kick me out

3:59 p.m. Stefan throws prong out of the room!
(rotkrautgilhasser666) come on, do it, i can hardly wait,...i'm a masochist
(rotkrautgilhasser666) come on, come on, do it, i'm not afraid
(rotkrautgilhasser666) hihi, i'm still here. do it

4:00 p.m. Stefan throws rotkrautgilhasser666 out of the room!
(DazeCorpAm8maiGronigenTopBAND) ====>rotkraut... we're staying till the end right?

4:00 p.m. Guano throws anomis out of the room!
(DazeCorpAm8maiGronigenTopBAND) ====>i'm still here
(Jes) stefan you like that don't you
(DazeCorpAm8maiGronigenTopBAND) ====> see ya

4:01 p.m. Guano throws saskia out of the room!
(Shithead) sadists

4:01 p.m. Guano throws jes out of the room!
(Shithead) kick me out
(Shithead) now
(Shithead) please
(DazeCorpAm8maiGronigenTopBAND) ====> greetings to Sandra i love her piep piep piep

4:01 p.m. Guano throws shithead out of the room!
4:01 Stefan throws dazecorpam8maigronigentopband out of the room!
(Pfarrer) Amen folks
(Stefan) kiss my ass
(Shitty) i'm only leaving if sandra throws me out
(wirfmichrauswenndueskannst) tbht+ihj
(Guano) so that was it see you later bye assholes!!!!!!!
(Guano) dennis says bye
(Stefan) sandra is gone
(wirfmichrauswenndueskannst) HAHA DON'T KICK ME OUT NOW
(Pfarrer) Amen

4:04 p.m. Guano throws pfarrer out of the room!
4:04 p.m. Guano throws guano out of the room!
(Stefan) I'm kicking myself out
4:05 Stefan throws stefan out of the room!

(Apes) so folks, that was it. thanks to everybody that was here. cu!